With a chin that could cut a million perfect diamonds and a thick cannon arm that could launch UNL back into its late 90s glory and butterflies right into my sexually aroused stomach, Scott Frost approached.

Pictures and videos don’t do Frost’s immaculate form and build justice in the same way that it’s impossible to know what comes after death, except for one’s emotions aren’t dominated by fear, only lust. It’s an integral part of the universal human experience that you can’t know what sexy means until you see Huskers head coach Scott Frost in person.

“It’s sheer undeniable foolishness to ignore my attractiveness,” Frost said in an interview before the game this Saturday against the Colorado Buffaloes. “It’s my hidden X-factor and I don’t dare refuse to take advantage of it any longer.” Frost then revealed his sizzling pectoral muscles (that were so hot they could make more than just steaks well done) to our esteemed DailyER interviewer.

Frost detailed his plans to use his amazingly hot bod to make the result of the Colorado game a 100% certainty. By temporarily blinding the world famous record-breaking Husker fans and the entire team and staff of the Buffaloes with his washboard abs, Frost would force the referees to delay the game for several hours until the Buffaloes would inevitably have to leave on their early flight out of town.

The DailyER asked some UNL students about what they thought of Frost’s plan: “I’d be furious, like honestly full of pure unbridled rage if we got two games cancelled in a row but honestly that anger would kinda just make me more hot for Frost,” said freshman Creek Shallow.

“I would probably smash my phone in anger but then the next thing I’d wanna smash would 1000% be Scott Andrew Frost,” said junior Abby Grayson

“I mean he could Flea Kicker me any game, any time,” said senior Dan Chanson.