Bobby Bowden was given one last chance to coach his former team last Saturday, when he accidentally picked up a headset and began coaching in the fourth quarter.

Bowden was seen running onto the field and was heard screaming about “better blocking” before picking up an extra headset.

Security guards were unable to stop the senile 81 year old, because well, he is Bobby Bowden.

“What did they want me to do? Tell the coach, I mean THE coach, that he can’t come down onto the field? Hell no, they don’t pay me enough money to insult my hero like that,” game day security guard and Seminole football fan John Rogers said.

“I don’t care if he’s out of his mind or not. I’d rather go 0-12 with a senile Bobby Bowden coaching then go 9-3 with that idiot we have now coaching.”

Current head football coach Jimbo Fisher was unable to explain how Bowden was so easily able to take over as coach.

“I seriously have no idea what happened. He comes onto the field and picks up a headset and starts shouting about how great of a movie ‘Red’ was and how hot Helen Mirren is,” Fisher said.

“He didn’t ever once mention anything about football, yet all my players and assistants acted like he was the head coach again.”

Assistant coaches stated that they couldn’t help but take orders from the legendary Bowden.

“I know he wasn’t even talking about football, but the way he was spot on about John Malcovich’s character in ‘Red’ being a total knock-off of his Con-Air character, I couldn’t help but take orders from him,” assistant coach Mark Stoops said.

“I mean, come on, he is Bobby Bowden.”