I don’t need sunlight, guys. I’ve got my laptop, okay? I’ve got my keyboard, mouse, mic, camera and the Internet. I’m set. While you’re all out getting your plane tickets and passports, I’m surfing the World Wide Web. Coasting from coast to coast for free meeting all sorts of cool and neat folks.

I bet you feel like an idiot for wanting to go to Cancun now, huh? I bet you’re pretty jealous. If only you could appreciate the simplicity of online chatrooms. If only you, like me, could log into Omegle and understand how nice it is to meet friendly faces (and sometimes white-knuckled spuds) from across the world with the click of a mouse.