Hey kids, I’ve been hearing a lot about springs breaking in these parts. I know it’s getting nicer outside and you feel like you need to let go of all the stress of your day to day lives. But how in the world are you going to do that with all these broken springs laying around?

Well don’t fret, boys and girls, Uncle Jerry and Jerry’s Spring Emporium have got you covered! Broken tension spring causing tension in your life? Not anymore! Conical springs flattening out? Let me round out your spring arsenal with a few touch-ups!

Torsion springs, bicycle springs, mattress springs and every spring in between, bring them all down to me, Uncle Jerry, at Uncle Jerry’s Spring Emporium! I’ll put the spring back in your step!