Local Student Allen Rills announced, to no one in particular, that he was really enjoying the summary to Shakespeare’s Macbeth.

The 2 and a half page summary from SparkNotes was recommended to Rills from his best friend and classmate who had read it the night before, stating “it’s a totally in-depth summary with all the sweet stuff and none of that crazy dialogue.”

“You know this story is actually pretty cool, there’s all this tension and stuff, and Lady Macbeth, man,what a crazy bitch,” Rills said after finishing the one-page summary of Act 1.

5 minutes later after finishing the summary Rills stated he would have liked to read it “if he just had the time” before turning on the TV and watching several Everbody Loves Raymond reruns