UNL student George Wright told his friends yesterday that he actually believes that, of the Mexican grills in Lincoln, Qdoba has better-tasting food then Chipotle. The worthless fucking idiot really believes that the chips are saltier, the tortillas fresher, and the guacamole more tasty.

“It’s not that I dislike Chipotle, it’s just that if I’m going to pay more than 7 dollars for a burrito and then another three for chips and guac, I’d rather go to Qdoba,” the steaming pile of shit actually said.

The damn moron just couldn’t stop himself from then trying to make up for his own stupidity by stating that he did like the grated cheese more at Chipotle then at Qdoba.

“But I’m not a huge fan of cheese so that might be why I prefer Qdoba,” the fucking bastard said as his friends sat in stunned silence and the idiot just kept putting himself in a bigger whole.

The asshole didn’t even mention how much more time Chipotle spends marinating their meat, creating a much more tender piece that seems to almost melt in your mouth, or how the salsa verde mixes with the meat, cheese, rice and beans so well that it creates a taste that can only be called sublime.

But Wright wouldn’t know that, because he is so god damn fucking worthless. I don’t even know why we hang out with him anymore. If you’re reading this George, don’t call us anymore, and don’t come over to my house until you get some god damn sense and start respecting the greatness that is Chipotle.

Seriously George, don’t come around my place no more.