I know you think you know me. You think you know my life, my struggle, my path. Well I’ve got news for you: you don’t know me at all. From the outside, we always think we know others. We see the images people present of themselves on social media. We see the fashion choices they […] Read more
Point: We live in the greatest democracy in the world. However, our greatness is threatened if AT&T and Time Warner are able to merge together. Imagine two companies that dominate their respective industries becoming one ultra-company. Talk about “too big to fail.” This single company could completely control the FCC with lobbyists who advocate for […] Read more
The opinion of Jack Palmer Gell.
This has been a point of debate for a long time at this university, and up until now I’ve kept my opinions on the matter to myself. But, I can’t stay quiet any longer. It’s high time something is done about the poltergeists haunting Love Library. Now I know I can’t speak for everyone on […] Read more
A terrible sickness has gripped our once great nation. The United States is in a life or death struggle with an issue that has plagued us since our beginning. Like the rash on your inner thigh that just will not go away no matter how many ointments and pastes you try, skeleton-related violence seems like […] Read more
I know this might not be a popular opinion, Emily, but I don’t really think this is going to work. While I know that we talked about our relationship, and we both promised to try harder for each other, new research has come to light which more than complicates the longevity of our relationship. In […] Read more
By Grandpa I think I might be a little behind on the times. All of these kids are getting upset about the newest Apple-pod-phone 7 or whatever you call it not having a ‘headphone jack,’ and quite frankly, it’s making me mad. Back in my day, the only ‘jacks’ we had were the ones used […] Read more
After a long and eventful year, we took a moment to sit down with some of The DailyER staff to see what it was about working for the paper that they enjoyed the most. What did you love? What did you learn? Take a look at what they had to say: “The DailyER is more than […] Read more
Editor’s Note: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. I’m pretty let down about the spring concert this year. UPC usually does a great job of booking things college students enjoy, like hypnotists and motivational speakers who aren’t quite good enough to have a TED talk. […] Read more
