Danny Ratman, your former shitty roommate, started to become a half-decent human being after you finally decided to stop living in the same dorm with him. Coming into this semester finally free from the weeks of non-existent conversation and passive aggressive glances, the first interaction with Danny was as cordial as it could be; A […] Read more
Lincoln, NE – Things were looking bleak for the Huskers on a cool night in Memorial Stadium. The Gators of Lincoln North Star High School stormed out to a quick 14-0 lead, thanks to a 53 yard touchdown pass and a fumble in Nebraska territory. Things didn’t seem to improve for the home team as […] Read more
Sophomore engineering major Mariah Harvey had never seen the world the same way before. After a quick visit to Wal-Mart and investing 98 cents on a bright pink planner, the sun started to glow a little brighter. “It was crazy,” Harvey said. “I wish I would have known about the power of a planner before […] Read more
As a new student here at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, I am getting used to the poor excuse of an online classroom called Canvas. The terribly designed website that struggles to function consistently makes my college experience more stressful every day. However, since the Canvas app is even incredibly more unusable, the website is still my preferred […] Read more
As the end of the semester approaches, students are receiving more work and still no more hours in the day. This is causing students to stay up later and later at night, leading to tiredness and exhaustion. Students are turning to dangerous substances to help cope with this tiredness, and the most dangerous of them […] Read more
Last Monday was like any other Monday morning for University of Nebraska-Lincoln accounting professor Gene Little. His 8:30 a.m. section of Accounting II was about half full, with less than half of students present actually paying attention. Little’s students are usually ready to leave five minutes early, with the sounds of folders being stuffed into backpacks and […] Read more
“No, you’re not seeing the problem from the right angle! You have to crack this nut, you buffoon!” shrieked 6-year-old squirrel Arnold Grassworth, born somewhere near Love Library, as he helped a confused freshman in the physics resource center in Jorgensen Hall. Arnold’s story is one of constant struggle and woe. Everyone told him he would […] Read more
It has been three years since the remodeling of the Nebraska Union, which included the common space near the fake Starbucks getting a fresh makeover, creating more work space and study areas for students to hang out with friends or work on their classes. One thing that has caused quite a commotion in the last few […] Read more
An ongoing two-week effort to retrieve University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman Collin Yoder’s MacBook has proven unsuccessful so far. The 19-year-old grabbed Apple’s latest model out of his backpack to show a group of friends, who subsequently clamored and reached to no avail as it’s lighter-than-air design allowed it to ascend into the atmosphere. “I’m a […] Read more
In an unprecedented move, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln announced Tuesday that its Water Science major would now be known as “Aquafina Science,” after the bottled water brand owned by PepsiCo. At a press conference, UNL chancellor Ronnie Green was joined by PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi to announce the change. “Our exclusive partnership with Pepsi over […] Read more
