If you’ve recently partied with freshman marketing major Tony Nichols at his grandparents’ lovely home just outside of campus, partier beware! Papa and Nana Nichols may appear to be cool, lenient grandparents, but sources have confirmed that they are nothing but a couple of dirty snitches who are not about to let all of those Fireball […] Read more
The cold truth is: we live in an era of misinformation. Say what you will about technology and social media’s convenience; having that much data thrown at your eyeballs makes keeping track of what is distorted or genuine a nightmare. Net neutrality is just starting to come to light for most, including basketball fans. While […] Read more
If those highly affordable housing options are STILL out of your budget, we’ve got you covered! Here are a few places in the Lincoln area where you can stay completely FREE of charge! 1. Union Hammocks (North of 1400 R Street) Anyone looking for a comfortable and conveniently-located living space should look no further than the […] Read more
Are you looking for a place to live this semester, but just can’t seem to fit anything into your budget requirements? Well, look no further! The DailyER has compiled the perfect list of affordable housing options for students in Lincoln! 1. Lakeview Park Apartments, Studio Suite ($2,437/month) Just a hop and a skip away from West […] Read more
A serial cover-bandit is striking the Lincoln area. There have been close to 20 reports to the Lincoln Police Department of these occurrences, and police are yet to pin down whether or not these are isolated incidents of one thief or a community of these warmth-nabbing bandits. Local man Bruce Willis (no relation) said he […] Read more
Local strongman Todd Svensen has maintained a constant peak physical state, besting even the strongest of homo sapiens with sheer strength and power. He used one simple method: taking everything that is burdensome, negative or problematic on planet Earth and carrying it around on his shoulders. “It gets a little heavy sometimes, especially apathy,” Svensen […] Read more
Do you hate your piece of garbage roommate as much as you hate confrontation? If so, here are 7 tips and tricks to help you fool your roommate into moving out without being unnecessarily civil and honest. 1. Constantly wallow about how sad you are that they are moving out next week: With enough persistence, […] Read more
A group of kid scientists from Toddleham University has just made a shocking discovery that will change the way we perceive the world forever. Research team leader Blake Dwight has confirmed in his latest macaroni art thesis that cars attached to shopping carts in grocery stores and department stores have no steering capability whatsoever. Dwight, a […] Read more
In an attempt to create more hype for the rock climbing walls at the Outdoor Adventure Center, prospective students touring the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will now be forced to climb a wall as a unified team. “I think this a super cool initiative,” said junior ethics major and wall climber, Tommy Moran. “I don’t remember […] Read more
Starting the spring semester of 2018, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has imposed a ban on cigarette, vape and tobacco use across its grounds. After considering the difficulty of leaving campus to smoke, experts at The DailyER have compiled 7 ways to sneak a smoke while on campus. 1. Have a friend cover the cigarette with […] Read more
