University of Nebraska-Lincoln students can celebrate Halloween in a new way this year, as the technology department announced Monday it will be providing every student with a free spooky clipart CD-ROM. “We’re so excited to be giving students over 1500 spooky ghosts, skeletons, witches and pumpkins for their documents and PowerPoint presentations,” said UNL technology […] Read more
A house with broken windows, creaky doors and squatters that angrily wield power tools would generally be considered haunted by most. This past week, tenants and neighbors were surprised when it was discovered that this was not the case. A Near South home mistaken for a haunted house was revealed this past week to be […] Read more
After a controversial two weeks in which presidential hopeful Dr. Ben Carson said that he would not welcome a Muslim president in the White House and that religion should be a probable cause for searches, many have called for the suspension of the doctor’s campaign. Carson, however, has repeated that he is not one to […] Read more
In a stunning turn of events, Chancellor Harvey Perlman announced at a press conference Wednesday that the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will open registration for the spring 2016 semester to 5,000 Syrian refugees. “It’s a humanitarian crisis over there,” Perlman said. “They have so many people and they just don’t know what to do with them […] Read more
Today at the Lincoln Zoo, irony was chokingly strong in the air. At the primate exhibits, where apes and monkeys were trapped in metal cages, other apes laughed at their distant relatives’ imprisoned state and other limitations despite being trapped in metaphorical cages. For nearly seven hours, advanced apes that were practically suffocating from their […] Read more
In a one-of-a-kind addition to the historic venue, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will be opening a Runza restaurant at midfield of Memorial Stadium, university officials announced Monday. “This new Runza location will be built directly on top of the midfield ‘N’ logo,” said Chancellor Harvey Perlman. “The ‘N’ is a great symbol of Nebraska, but […] Read more
The winter wind rushes south through the plains. Geese migrate, honking and soaring through the skies. As students around the University of Nebraska-Lincoln quickly succumb to the falling temperatures, pulling on parkas and snow boots, one man remains strong. That man is Todd Williams, shorts enthusiast, calf master, defyer of temperatures. As the junior prepared […] Read more
After watching a series of graphically violent online videos, sophomore Joshua Pryce felt like it was time for his friends to know the truth about him: he has a “way darker” sense of humor than anyone he knows. “My friends tried to get me to watch ‘Human Centipede,” but I was really bored,” Pryce said. […] Read more
Dude, chill out. I’m not going to sit here and make any excuses. I did it. I took your bike last week. It’s not like you were using it! You were in class. Seriously, are you going to keep acting like a selfish kid with a toy, or what? Get over yourself. Are you going […] Read more
The start of a school year is the start of many new friendships, but as we all know, making new friends can be awkward and uncomfortable. To start a new friendship, you must interact with other humans which can be difficult. There’s the bland introduction of names which you soon forget which is followed by […] Read more
