Marvel’s “Avengers: Infinity War” has been in the works for ten years with countless films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe leading up to the climax. With one of the most ambitious crossovers in film history, The DailyER was able to gain an early access viewing. If you plan on watching the film when it officially releases on April 26, we recommend you stop reading to avoid spoilers.
- Iron Man: Everyone loves the tech-savvy, playboy billionaire with PTSD, so it was soul-crushing to see Robert Downey, Jr. finally retire his character by lying in a bathtub with his suit on and plugging it into the nearest wall outlet.
- Cyclops: Surprise! The X-Men make a special appearance in the MCU. Just having the mutants fighting alongside the Guardians of the Galaxy was amazing until Cyclops looked into a mirror with his shades off, instantly burning off his head.
- Garfield: Everyone knows Garfield hates Mondays. As “Infinity War” releases on a Thursday night, Garfield does not possess enough anger to put up a fight. We’ll eat lasagna in your honor.
- My neighbor Jim: Jim had it coming. He always had his stereo up too loud at 3 in the morning and left giant piles of trash right outside his door. He would be higher on this list if he didn’t help me pay rent one month. I can watch the scene of Thanos flicking him with his Pinky of Death over and over.
- Stan Lee: The dude is 95 years old. Having the Marvel creator die in a film is more shocking than a real-life death. When that happens, it won’t be as much of a surprise.