In a recent statement made by the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, school chancellor Ronnie Green announced that the university is “canceling weather” after a weather fiasco caused a video of a student doing a failed cartwheel to be featured on ESPN.

“Due to the unpredictability of weather combined with our lack of common sense, we decided to end our bondage with mother nature. It is canceled. We will no longer have to worry about being embarrassed on ESPN ever again,” Chancellor Green said with an uncomfortable chuckle. “It is canceled. Done. Canceled. The only frost we should be worried about is the Frost that comes in August, and that may have to be canceled too. It’s all just very unpredictable.”

Following up on this controversial statement, Chancellor Green took a few questions but cut the press conference short due to what he called, “unnecessary” and “rude” criticisms made questioning his knowledge about weather.