Your monthly look at who’s up and who’s down on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus.
- Henry Owens, Mechanical Engineering Professor: The only person unaffected by the budget cuts.
- Cupid O’Daniel, Junior: The only time his name doesn’t sound ridiculous.
- Rex Burkhead, Patriots Running Back, Former Husker:
Super Bowl Champ?Also wanted by Massachusetts police for nearly breaking Tom Brady’s hand. - Lance Jimenez, Junior
- Shelly Camp, Freshmen: Had Temperature Tuesday for both lunch and dinner!
- Shaun White, Professional Snowboarder: During the Olympics, we are all Nebraskans and/or Americans!
- Mason Cruz, Sophomore: Started a vegan diet.
- Daisy Ellis, Senior: Gave up vegan diet.
- Lil’ Red, Mascot: Lost 20 pounds. Congrats!
- Dwyane Wade, NBA Star
- Tim Miles, Nebrasketball Coach: Might actually keep his job.
- Lady Bird, movie star: We are all Lady Bird!
- Sam House, Senior
- Lindsey Armstrong, Lecturer: NEVER STOPS TALKING!
Also ranked: 24. Alex Gordon, 31. Megan Bird, 49. Frank River, 57. Luke Wasika, 58. Patrick from Anth 201, 93. Suh, 94. Tyronn Lue, 95. Sally Beeck, 96. Herbie Husker, 97. Herbie Fully Loaded, 110. Jennifer Walsh, 122. Daniel Wendy, 143. John Cook, 150. Ameer Abdullah, 165. Alexis Yenney, 170. Timothee Chalamet, 171. Armie Hammer 199. Hank Bounds, 200. Daphne Crane, 360. Jack Palmer Gell, 690. Pete “the Ripper” PRickettes, 22256. Kaitlyn Mullen
