Opinion

Product Review: Sean Hannity blow-up doll oddly stiff, cold, lifeless – oh god, it’s actually Sean Hannity

So, uhh, I’ve been laying in bed with my “Mr. Sean Hannity blow-up conservabuddy” for the past three and a half hours, and I’ve gotta say, I’m unimpressed. The instructions clearly say to lather the mouth area with a generous amount of “Foxy Lad’s butter gush super lube” (which needless to say, was not included […] Read more