Sophomore engineering major Mariah Harvey had never seen the world the same way before. After a quick visit to Wal-Mart and investing 98 cents on a bright pink planner, the sun started to glow a little brighter. “It was crazy,” Harvey said. “I wish I would have known about the power of a planner before […] Read more
It was a nice and long break for freshman Jim Johnson. After spending three weeks with family and trying to avoid high school friends, Johnson was exhausted. When he arrived back to his Abel North dorm room Sunday night, he knew what he needed to do. It was officially nap time. He brushed his teeth, […] Read more
On Friday, a teacher’s assistant was admitted into the hospital after going into an extreme state of shock upon seeing a picture one of her Math 101 students drew on the marker board before she arrived at her recitation. Thomas Depe asked his friends if he should do it, but they insisted he just sit […] Read more
Things got a little weird on Monday morning during a philosophy lecture last week at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln when professor Wilbert Willingsworth started off the class with a shocking announcement about his personal life. Willingsworth told the lecture of about 75 students that he now identifies as a gender that is “beyond human comprehension.” “This […] Read more
Graduate research assistants at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have recently made a shocking discovery that will change the way students across the nation view their favorite week of the semester: syllabus week. In a report released Tuesday, researchers confirmed that our beloved “syllabus week” is actually just “syllabus 30 seconds.” Research began last fall as graduate research assistants sat in on […] Read more
We all know that feeling. It’s class time and you’re glued to your couch watching Scooby, Shaggy and the rest of the gang of super sleuths ride around in the Mystery Machine solving mystery after mystery. You might think to yourself, “I really need to go to my economics capstone so I can graduate this […] Read more
Four months into his term as Nixon Senior High Class President, Larry Giles has come under fire for accusations that he is not living up to his lofty campaign promises. The 18-year-old who ran on a record of mock trial excellence and five consecutive semesters as an honor roll student also assured donors that he […] Read more
