Iowa Caucuses 2016
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Gmail lowers character limit to 1
Businesspeople everywhere know the dreaded feeling of opening their email inbox on a workday morning, only to see it flooded with lengthy messages that will take all day to read. But thanks to some bright minds at Google, that could soon be changing. Google announced Tuesday that it plans to overhaul its popular Gmail service […] Read more
Motivational speaker only works two days per week
Justin Brown, better known by his performing name Justin Joy, has been encouraging workplaces and organizations since 1997 as a motivational speaker. However, Joy’s professional career seems to be in jeopardy as details emerge about little work he does during the week. “I don’t understand all the criticism of my work,” Joy said in a […] Read more
Then and Now: “Blackstar” by David Bowie
Over the last half century, no musical artist has adapted to change quite as well as David Bowie. From his first successful release of “Space Oddity” in 1969, Bowie has gone through many different genres, including psychedelic rock, glam rock, proto-punk, soul, krautrock, art rock and new wave. With every transition, Bowie was always innovating […] Read more
Mike Riley willing to fill in for lecture if professors need any help
Now that the football season is over, Nebraska Head Coach and resident nice guy Mike Riley has a lot more free time on his hands. While preparation for next season is important, Riley also values the bond with the university and local community. At a press conference last week, Riley indicted that he is willing […] Read more
CIA: ISIS “terrified” of white guys posing with guns on Facebook
According to a leaked CIA internal memo, there’s only one thing that the middle-eastern terrorist group known as ISIS fears more than Allah’s disapproval– lower-middle-class, AM-radio-listening, outspokenly patriotic white men who pose with weapons in their Facebook photos. The memo detailed how ISIS is, as one senior analyst described, “shaken to their core” by what […] Read more
Area man cleared of charges due to condition known as “being a complete moron”
It was announced Saturday that all pending criminal charges against local 22-year-old Kevin Schaefer, of Beatrice, would be dropped following a compelling defense. The jury found Schaefer innocent of all charges after overwhelming evidence and witness testimony concluded that Schaefer is, in fact, one of the stupidest people on the planet. “Honestly, it wasn’t an […] Read more
Local strongman can bench press 350 pounds, that man is me
Last week local strongman Ray Kydney wowed everyone at the University Campus Rec Center when he bench pressed a whopping 350 pounds, an amount comparable to the weight hoisted upon Atlas’ shoulders. “Who is this Adonis, this modern day Hercules?” the crowd must have thought as he racked on three sets of 100-pound weights and […] Read more
Freshman brags about class with real Husker football player
It was the first day of fall semester when life changed for Greg Thompson, a freshman physics major from Omaha. He sat in his astronomy class, getting ready to learn when he heard the professor call roll. He anxiously waited for the professor to call out his name, but was completely caught off guard when […] Read more
Silver Linings – “A Thousand Words”
Silver Linings – A place where the critically panned can find a second chance. This week Seeds looks at “A Thousand Words.” During winter break, I watched as many high-quality films as I could before coming back to campus and being forced against my will to watch some of the worst to ever be seen. Now that I’m […] Read more
