Husker football season has been over for almost three months, yet heartbreak has struck the Huskers once again. This year for Valentine’s Day, the Nebraska Cornhuskers mascot, Herbie Husker, has asked the Creighton Bluejays mascot, Billy Bluejay, to be his Valentine, instead of the Huskers’ younger, alternate mascot, Lil’ Red. Lil’ Red was shocked to […] Read more
By Lonely Uncle Jerry For the first time in 27 years, I’m going to be alone on Valentine’s Day, and I need to vent. My wife Margaret left last summer after I was fired from my office job, and I decided to start a folk band instead of looking for a new job. It’s been […] Read more
A serial cover-bandit is striking the Lincoln area. There have been close to 20 reports to the Lincoln Police Department of these occurrences, and police are yet to pin down whether or not these are isolated incidents of one thief or a community of these warmth-nabbing bandits. Local man Bruce Willis (no relation) said he […] Read more
Sometimes, our relationships with our parents can be rocky at best. And sometimes, it’s endearing when some of us try to salvage something despite the years of silence or lack of love. Still, for some, it’s hopeless. In oblivious wuss Drew Whitaker’s case, there’s one obvious reason for things being not so great. “I wonder […] Read more
Dave Pearson, a sophomore at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, is finally on the market.
The start of a school year is the start of many new friendships, but as we all know, making new friends can be awkward and uncomfortable. To start a new friendship, you must interact with other humans which can be difficult. There’s the bland introduction of names which you soon forget which is followed by […] Read more