It was always Robin. God damn it. In less than an hour, the writers of “How I Met Your Mother” proved what every fan had been saying all along; that everything that happened after season 4 was filler, uninspired crap. The finale we got last Monday night would have been a perfect ending to “How […] Read more
Courtesy photo of Rotunda Gallery in Nebraska Union Starting April 14, artwork by University staff members will be displayed for three weeks in the Rotunda Gallery of the Nebraska Union. This is the eighth year running for the annual UNL Staff Art Show. “The purpose of the staff art show is to share the artistic […] Read more
Here’s what the Seeds Staff is into! Volume 6, Issue 13: @JoyceCarolOats | Twitter feed James Crowl | Seeds Entertainment You may know Joyce Carol Oats as one of the greatest literary minds in recent years, but you may be surprised to hear she’s taken her talent with words to the twitterverse, and she does […] Read more
The bartender walked up to John and met him on the opposite side of the bar. Before she could ask, he answered, “I’ll have the Hutch.” She nodded and reached under the bar to grab a pint glass and walked over a few steps to pour a beer from the tap. As she did […] Read more
After seemingly endless debate and setbacks, the Obamacare deadline has finally passed and millions of previously uninsured Americans are now covered. The battle was particularly poignant for junior and political science major Jared Stoltzenburg, a student who has struggled to be insured for two years. Stoltzenburg, an intramural Hammer Leg Smash player, uninsured since freshman […] Read more
Just like the mythical rulers in his favorite series of books, local student/George R.R. Martin reader Steve Halburt rules his “Game of Thrones” watch parties with an iron fist. The only member of the Sunday night get together to have read the source material, Halburt has taken a vow to guide his friends, but strike […] Read more
Claiming he is just a servant of the people, Jon Bruning promised to finish out his campaign for Governor of Nebraska without wearing another shirt if that’s the kind of thing Nebraskans wanted. “As always I’m just a public servant, and if my public wants me to serve them through my aging hairy pecs that […] Read more
Like something straight out of a fucking comic book, local man Michael Dursbury’s body has been seriously altered following a laboratory accident with a mutant insect. Late last Friday night Dursbury, an undergraduate at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, was reportedly finishing up a procedure when a radioactive brown-recluse bit his index finger. Remarkably, instead of […] Read more
Usually full of lame puns and groaners that would probably only make your grandpa chuckle, geography professor Lyndon Breloque is rolling out the black humor today, sources in Thursday morning lecture claimed. “See, the interesting thing about petrified wood is that it looks just like wood, but it’s actually just dead and calcified,” Breloque said, […] Read more
Open enrollment for Obamacare came to a close on March 31st, and the White House was thrilled to see that they met their initial goal of seven million enrollees in private healthcare plans. In light of this news, The Dailyer surveyed the student body at UNL to figure out why college students are signing up […] Read more
