Imagine you’re back in high school, sitting through the 97th 7-hour school day of the year. Pre-calculus sucked, didn’t it? Fuck it, let’s skip school. Here are some skuzzy songs to go along with your afternoon out of class. We’ll start you off with some songs to get you in the right mindset, give you […] Read more
The bartender walked up to John and met him on the opposite side of the bar. Before she could ask, he answered, “I’ll have the Hutch.” She nodded and reached under the bar to grab a pint glass and walked over a few steps to pour a beer from the tap. As she did […] Read more
It’s no secret that Bob Costas had a case of pink eye last week. He has been the host of NBC’s prime time Olympic coverage for more than 20 years, and despite a case of pink eye, he continued on with the broadcast last week. It was evident that something was wrong with his eye. […] Read more
Badang is a brand new food cart in Lincoln. It popped up downtown in September and has had a growing fan base ever since. They describe themselves as a blend of “traditional American BBQ with modern Asian flavors.” Their menu is more BBQ than Asian, though their house BBQ sauce definitely has Asian influences. It’s […] Read more
Some clothing just isn’t worth the price tag. In the case of the Abercrombie & Fitch Mid Rise Vegan Leather Jeggings, they aren’t even worth a five-finger discount. Raechel Hanson, 28, was caught stealing those very jeggings yesterday evening in the downtown Springfield, Illinois location. The store’s on-duty manager, Tanya Lambert, caught Hanson in the […] Read more
It was a dreary weekend when living Lincoln legend, Washboard Guy, took to the streets, “O” Street in particular, to play the music he loves. And also pan for change. His spot on the “O” Street music scene is locked in, his five-gallon bucket is ready to go to the Nebraska Music Hall of Fame […] Read more
The number of chemistry majors in universities nationwide have abruptly and dramatically declined this week. Sources point to the ending of the hit AMC show “Breaking Bad” as the cause for the rapid decrease in chemistry students. Students rushed their advisors’ offices on Monday morning to make the appropriate changes. Lines reportedly stretched out the […] Read more
[title size=”1 to 6″ style=”options: default, sidebar”]’A'[/title] The Arctic Monkeys have been known to jump from genre to genre on each album. AM is certainly no exception. While their sound may not be consistent from one album to the next, AM, the fifth LP from the band, is just as consistent in quality. In fact, […] Read more
Now, I know you people don’t know who I am, but I just started playing guitar three weeks ago, and these goyim at the coffee shop ask me to play some Boss song, “Born to Run.” Oy. How do you expect me to play “Born to Run”? I’m not the rock legend Bruce Springsteen, you […] Read more
After years of controversy, the Birmingham Black People have been forced to change their mascot. The AA baseball team, a feeder team for the Atlanta Braves, had the Black People as a mascot for 72 years. There has been considerable pressure on the baseball team to change their mascot for years. It may be obvious […] Read more
