February 2015

Dumb library filled with dumb books

Libraries?! Ewwww-gross-blegggh. This reaction is heard all too often on college campuses across the US  and who can blame them? These ugly temples of “higher learning” cast mar the vistas of our universities and cast a grim shadow over our longboarders. But libraries aren’t just a repulsive exterior anymore, the inside is even worse. The […] Read more

Campus jocks confirm new president’s a nerd, giving first address from locker

Mike Bounds has yet to take over his official duties as UNL’s newest President but the campus’s jocks and buff bodies have already weighed in their opinions. “Dude’s a nerd,” declared Eric Fuller, Junior strong man/accounting major. “Total dweeb,” added Dan Rodriguez, local tough. The new President, who brings with him years of experience working […] Read more

Sunglasses hiding lusty gaze

On the outside, freshman engineering major Jane Frank looks about as normal as any other young woman. She has long brown hair, has an average height,  wears jeans and sweaters and wears sunglasses when it’s sunny outside. But there’s more to her than meets the eye. Frank says that her sunglasses not only block out […] Read more