The Spooky Pre-Halloween House Party at Tommy Hanson’s apartment was absolutely kicking Saturday night. That is, until complete buzzkill Carl Jenkins walked with a straight back into the spooky scene of costumes with no costume of his own. Because of this, Hanson – unaware that Jenkins was actually Cape Cod Flayer Adam Bradley dressed in […] Read more
This has been a point of debate for a long time at this university, and up until now I’ve kept my opinions on the matter to myself. But, I can’t stay quiet any longer. It’s high time something is done about the poltergeists haunting Love Library. Now I know I can’t speak for everyone on […] Read more
Citing “those terrible creatures that haunt me in my sleep,” University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Ronnie Green has refused to leave his office for the last week and a half. Sandra Armstrong, a longtime office assistant to the chancellor, said that this problem was “unexpected, to say the least.” “Harvey never made us put up with […] Read more
In a move described as “getting in the Halloween spirit,” Nebraska head coach Mike Riley has announced that all football helmets will be replaced with pumpkins carved into helmets for the Oct. 29 game against the Wisconsin Badgers. “This is a big game, and I need to get the boys fired up,” Coach Riley said. […] Read more
In this month of October, many people’s attention turns to supernatural and scary creatures – goblins, werewolves, witches and vampires. But not all monsters are of the paranormal variety. In fact, many walk among us without our knowledge. Senior economics major Connor Elliott may not have any supernatural powers connected to the moon or weaknesses […] Read more
Emma Peters looks forward to the Halloween season every year. From the costumes to the parties, the last few weeks of October are some of her favorite weeks all year. This past weekend, however, Peters got more than she bargained for. A party at her coworker Nate Kelley’s house had one of the most terrifying […] Read more
With the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team off to its best start since 2001, many fans are wondering what’s the secret to team’s success. Huskers head coach Mike Riley may have the answer. “We owe it all to Lil’ Red,” Riley explained at a press conference this morning, referring to the team’s inflatable mascot. “He’s very […] Read more
A terrible sickness has gripped our once great nation. The United States is in a life or death struggle with an issue that has plagued us since our beginning. Like the rash on your inner thigh that just will not go away no matter how many ointments and pastes you try, skeleton-related violence seems like […] Read more
Sophomore English major Jeremey Reed was on his way to his British Literature Before 1800 class yesterday to take his midterm exam. The exam was to be three passage identification questions followed by a long form essay– a fairly easy test depending on whether students had actually read any of the material. “Yeah, I didn’t […] Read more
In an unprecedented move for a major party candidate, Donald Trump is refusing to say whether he’ll trick or treat this Halloween. In the history of U.S. elections, presidential candidates have always made it indisputably clear whether they’ll trick or treat. Trump’s opponent Hillary Clinton, who according to Gallup polls is not considered trustworthy by […] Read more
