At approximately 11:02 a.m. on Wednesday, March 29, University of Nebraska Police responded to a call related to “loud, horrific shrieks coming from the ASUN offices.” Students began to hear the noises immediately after the dismissal of a special student court convened to decide the constitutionality of Student Body President Spencer Hartman’s veto of The […] Read more
Well, it finally happened, didn’t it? Everyone experiences it, and it has different effects on us all. Whether your online presence is good, like mine, or bad, like the sitting president’s, we are all bound to get owned at one time or another. And when it happens, The DailyER is here to help. The natural […] Read more
In an effort to increase profitability and drive up revenue, Director of University Housing Sue Gildersleeve has announced plans to put four self-service gas pumps in the hallway outside of the Abel Hall C-Store. “This revolutionary idea will finally make student housing profitable,” Gildersleeve said. “We will finally have a way to make some money […] Read more
Just a week removed from the revelations that a professor in the Glenn Korff School of Music was running an illicit steroid ring in the halls of Westbrook Music Building, the school has been hit with another scandal. Recently uncovered documents have revealed that Dr. Alexander Smith, the senior faculty member in charge of experimental […] Read more
With finals week underway, students across campus are buckling down and focusing on their exams. The library is full to bursting with scholars trying to end the semester on a high note. Many students, during breaks from studying, calculate the various final grades they can receive based on their final scores. One such student is […] Read more
Although election season is well and truly over, the political intrigue is still hanging around. In Wayne County, things are really starting to heat up–three weeks removed from voting. An open seat on the Wayne Airport Authority is still up for grabs, which was vacated when incumbent Nicholas Roche skipped town after getting caught up […] Read more
If the approaching winter has you bummed out, don’t worry; the story of UNL sophomore Tony Martin is the perfect thing to warm your heart. “I showed up to college bright eyed and bushy tailed,” Martin said, with a glint in his eye. “I never knew that I would end up reading all of those […] Read more
Citing “those terrible creatures that haunt me in my sleep,” University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Ronnie Green has refused to leave his office for the last week and a half. Sandra Armstrong, a longtime office assistant to the chancellor, said that this problem was “unexpected, to say the least.” “Harvey never made us put up with […] Read more
In a move described as “getting in the Halloween spirit,” Nebraska head coach Mike Riley has announced that all football helmets will be replaced with pumpkins carved into helmets for the Oct. 29 game against the Wisconsin Badgers. “This is a big game, and I need to get the boys fired up,” Coach Riley said. […] Read more
The Apple iOS 10 update is polarizing for a number of reasons, among them changes to iMessage and lock screen notifications. However, at the expense of bullies and mob enforcers everywhere, Apple also replaced the revolver emoji with a water gun. “It’s complete bullshit,” stated an anonymous mob henchman. “Without that emoji, I have to […] Read more
