If the approaching winter has you bummed out, don’t worry; the story of UNL sophomore Tony Martin is the perfect thing to warm your heart. “I showed up to college bright eyed and bushy tailed,” Martin said, with a glint in his eye. “I never knew that I would end up reading all of those […] Read more
A student who was rushed to the hospital after not checking his phone for an entire lecture was in critical condition Tuesday, doctors reported. Witnesses in Professor Tim Barnett’s 12:30 calculus lecture said Brian Porter, a sophomore chemistry major at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, fell unconscious just minutes before the end of class. Medical tests […] Read more
Sophomore John Stallworth is just like any other student at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln: a mathematics major with interests in video games and Husker football. One would think he’s living the typical college experience. However, he is, in fact, the victim of the horrible dictatorial control of Chancellor Ronnie Green, the freshly ordained chancellor who […] Read more
Lincoln residents were witness to a miraculous occurrence last week as local hermit Rodney Howard completely transformed himself with just a simple tie. Howard was once an infamous slob tumbling down a dark road without a means of escaping it. The bum was known to never seek out a job and to eat with his […] Read more
As the Nebraska’s football season is in full swing, many Husker fans are nervously excited for the race to the playoffs. Along with the distractions of college football, the World Series, the NFL and other activities around campus, sports fans can feel overwhelmed by all the options around them. This oversaturation has seemed to affect […] Read more
Following a comprehensive investigation, Omaha-area dad Jeff Wilcox announced Monday that he has found the TV remote control which went missing nearly two weeks ago. “The darn thing was in between the couch cushions the whole time!” Wilcox proclaimed to his wife and children over dinner. “I swear, I must have looked in there five […] Read more
As Americans around the country prepare for their annual late-November feast, President Obama traditionally pardoned one Thanksgiving turkey as a sign of good will. However, Obama’s move wasn’t received as well as the public had anticipated. This year, the pardoned turkey would much rather be roasted and sitting on the dining room table of a […] Read more
Recent years have seen the questionable of use of force by police take center stage in the United States, with an unending number of opinions and groups pushing back and forth on the issue. In Nebraska, one police department is seeking to improve its image in the public eye. The Lincoln Police Department announced Monday […] Read more
Since AT&T announced their bid to acquire Time Warner, the proposed deal has been met with scrutiny from politicians and analysts alike. For one man, however, the merger of the communications and media giants could be the moment he’s been waiting for. Frank DeSutter, a self-described “superfan” of both AT&T and Time Warner from Lansing, […] Read more
The latest round of emails released by Wikileaks has revealed that Sesame Street icon Cookie Monster receives a salary from Nabisco, manufacturers of some of America’s most popular cookie brands such as Oreo and Chips Ahoy! The revelation has thrown into question the integrity of one of America’s most cherished institutions. In the leaked emails […] Read more
