In an eruption that made the Pinnacle Bank Arena resemble a watermelon stuffed with an M-80, the Nebraska men’s basketball team accidentally played too hard against the Iowa Hawkeyes last Saturday, triggering a thermonuclear explosion and sending the state into fallout. The crowd of 15,268 were left saturated in radiation, causing fans to resemble sickly green […] Read more
Following a tumultuous football season for national anthem protests, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts has once again revived the controversy. This past Sunday, Ricketts made an official state proclamation to rename the day to “Stand For The Flag Super Bowl Sunday,” coinciding with the National Football League title game. Receiving lots of positive feedback, mostly from […] Read more
Hype is building around the University of Nebraska-Lincoln once again. Harrison Cotter, a junior marketing major at UNL, announced last Wednesday that he signed a 10-week, $30 million contract to become the group project leader for his sales pitch project. “I mean, someone’s gotta do it, right?” said Cotter, in an exclusive interview with The […] Read more
10) 25-yard line: The assigned starting line for touchbacks. A perfect place to start this list. 9) 31-yard line: The Nebraska Cornhuskers football team’s average yard per play in 2017 was 5.6 yards. Round that up to 6 yards and the ’Skers will land at their 31-yard line on their first play after a touchback. […] Read more
For a good number of people in the United States and around the world, today is a day centered around a groundhog who lives in Pennsylvania. Millions of people tune in to news broadcasts to see if Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow when he awakens every February 2nd, with a shadow sighting bringing six […] Read more
