Your monthly look at who’s up and who’s down on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. Henry Owens, Mechanical Engineering Professor: The only person unaffected by the budget cuts. Cupid O’Daniel, Junior: The only time his name doesn’t sound ridiculous. Rex Burkhead, Patriots Running Back, Former Husker: Super Bowl Champ? Also wanted by Massachusetts police for […] Read more
So, uhh, I’ve been laying in bed with my “Mr. Sean Hannity blow-up conservabuddy” for the past three and a half hours, and I’ve gotta say, I’m unimpressed. The instructions clearly say to lather the mouth area with a generous amount of “Foxy Lad’s butter gush super lube” (which needless to say, was not included […] Read more
Recently, The DailyER was given a special copy of the latest “Kidz Bop 34” album ahead of its release date. Let me tell you, Kidz Bop referred to this album as a special edition, and it’s special alright; a special piece of crap. First, let’s start with the vocals. Whoever thought it was a good idea to […] Read more
In one of the craziest logistics disasters of recent memory, Kentucky Fried Chicken was forced to temporarily shut down over half of their 900 stores throughout the United Kingdom due to chicken shortages at restaurants. Although the crisis is now over, the news sent shock waves around the United Kingdom as no one could believe the […] Read more
