Earlier this month, Chancellor Ronnie Green, in conjunction with the College of Business, Dean, Kathy Farrell, revealed their newest major at UNL: comedy. The major will include a variety of focuses such as joke analysis, applied humor, secondary joke education, general comedy, and circus performance.Students will have the option of selecting either a Bachelor of […] Read more
LANCASTER COUNTY COURTHOUSE– After years and years of undying support of the Nebraska Cornhuskers, our beloved Lil’ Red has had enough. The 30-year-old child is reportedly suing the Husker Athletic Department for decades of semi-abusive child labor. “He really just feels used,” said Sigourney Weaver, long-time girlfriend of Lil’ Red. She continued, “All he’s ever […] Read more
If you haven’t talked to any of your straight edge friends recently, or just haven’t looked at a screen in a few weeks, you may have missed that John Mulaney, a renowned “used to do drugs” comedian, has really ground some people’s gears. This is partly due to the fact that Mulaney’s two recent […] Read more
Not even two months into the first semester, UNL is already seeing skyrocketing adoption rates. No, not children, fish. In a fun, move-in day gesture with her new roommate, freshman Riley Ricks decided to buy a goldfish to enhance the quality of her new dorm. “Goldfish just have an undeniable vibe, they’re just so, like, […] Read more
“This is an affront to our freedoms,” Cries out sophomore mechanical engineering major Kelly Raydenburg. She is protesting the fact that in Lincoln, and many other places in the United States, there is the need for an ‘age passport’ to get beverages containing alcohol. This has outraged countless college students across the nation and has […] Read more
