All posts by: Krispee Dikkers

DailyER stockholders worried about paper’s infrastructure once Pete Ricketts leaves office

Mark DeBarkBark, DailyER General Manager Tuesday, November 8th, 2022. The day that Pete Ricketts’s term will expire. We all knew this day was coming. We knew we couldn’t ride the waves of Pete Ricketts’s govenourship forever. We knew when we made the famous “Pete Rickass” leggings (available now in the DailyER merch store) that he […] Read more

Lil’ Red files child labor lawsuit against the university

LANCASTER COUNTY COURTHOUSE– After years and years of undying support of the Nebraska Cornhuskers, our beloved Lil’ Red has had enough. The 30-year-old child is reportedly suing the Husker Athletic Department for decades of semi-abusive child labor. “He really just feels used,” said Sigourney Weaver, long-time girlfriend of Lil’ Red. She continued, “All he’s ever […] Read more