After hearing grumblings of his roommate being gone for the weekend, University of Nebraska-Lincoln freshman Tom Charles looked around his Sandoz dorm room, shut the blinds and pulled up some Jennifer Lawrence nudes on his computer screen.

This is a new routine for Charles. Before the semester began, he decided he was going to fully commit himself to a new lifestyle.

The freshman is undeclared, but has said he will pursue a career in elementary education. In the meantime, he’s taking 18 hours of ACE coursework while he figures out for sure.

“I hear the ACE courses are pretty easy,” Charles explained. “So I’ve also decided to dedicate my time outside of class to 18 additional jerkoff hours per week.”

He added the main motivation behind his heavy workload this semester is being able to eventually “do good sex.”

“I didn’t want to sit around playing video games or reading books,” the Omaha native said. “To avoid it becoming high school all over again, I knew I had to devote myself to something new.”

Charles said as long as he doesn’t make “too many friends,” he is confident he can handle the heavy load.