Ahhh, the sweet smell of overconfidence fills the air once again as the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s newest batch of freshmen step out of their mom’s minivan and onto campus. This is an exciting time for these still hopeful students. To them, college is still a mystery. It’s still all about all the wicked parties that […] Read more
Sports at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln are about to get even more exciting. For all students tired of boring and unpopular sports like football and basketball, there is excellent news. UNL will be adding varsity sports teams for both tetherball and four square. Disappointment after recent seasons of football and basketball has finally convinced the administration […] Read more
Students, faculty, and fans of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln are trying to make sense of what could be the biggest surprise in the history of this state. Last night, senior pre-criminology student Daphne Blake and her dog uncovered a sinister plot being perpetrated by none other than former Husker football coach Bo Pelini. UNL’s new […] Read more
Point: The Great Outdoors Fresh air, a cool breeze, incredible views, what could be better than the great outdoors? There are few things more therapeutic than climbing up a tree or feeling the soft grass on your feet. In addition to nature’s calming powers, the great outdoors presents views and vistas beyond our wildest dreams. […] Read more
The walkways of campus will soon again be filled with that sweet smell of tobacco smoke. For all those who miss walking through the smoke of an Art History and Criticism major’s most recent inspiration break, there is good news: The University of Nebraska-Lincoln is making East Campus a smoker friendly campus. “I’m really excited the university […] Read more
Budget cuts certainly are a tough row to hoe. In light of the recent budget reduction, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has decided to sell all buildings on East Campus and rent out vacant lands plots to agronomy students to alleviate budget issues. The agronomy degree path now includes farming the university’s land and funneling all profits back to […] Read more
“It’s over, babies. We’re bringing it back. We’re ending the war on beautiful, clean lead paint,” Margo Georgiadis, the new CEO of toy giant Mattel, said in a press release on Wednesday. The fateful year of 1978 has long been remembered as the year toys died in the hallways of Mattel. That year, a “corrupt […] Read more
Love is in the air, and so is manure. This month, students on University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s East Campus will be putting on a show of “Rodeo and Juliet,” placing the tragic Shakespearian tale in a brand-new light. The show will be held at the tractor testing track to really drive home the country vibe, which beat out other locations […] Read more
“When you’re here, you feel it.” Sounds nice, right? Well, that enticing line comes straight from the website of one of the newest resorts in the Bahamas. Baha Mar in Nassau is the perfect place for some one-on-one time with your chancellor, Ronnie Green. Next week, The DailyER will be pulling names of all current […] Read more
“We honestly should have caught this sooner,” lamented University of Nebraska-Lincoln Athletic Director Bill Moos. “The ‘CURLS GET THE GIRLS’ tattoo should have been a dead giveaway.” Bill Moos’ seat is warm after this latest mistake. While he thought he was hiring Scott Frost to coach football, Frost was thinking something entirely different. “I mean, […] Read more
