For the second night of Lincoln Calling 2014 Seeds went to the Bourbon to for the X-Rated Women in Music Showcase featuring talented acts like All Young Girls Are Machine Guns, GloWorm, and Manic Pixie Dream Girls. For those of you who missed out on this awesome show, here are some photos we took. […] Read more
A local mirror was shocked and horrified to the core this morning at 4:32 a.m. by a god-awful sight that stood before it for a full twelve minutes. “Jesus Christ Almighty, it was horrible,” the mirror and biology major at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln said, its reflexive surface quivering with terror. “I don’t quite know […] Read more
After years of worrying if the University of Nebraska-Lincoln could could reach his bold declaration of 30,0000 students by 2020, Chancellor Harvey Perlman has shocked the school with an amendment to his earlier announcement. “I think we will have succeeded as a Big 10 university if we have 30 students smiling,” Perlman said in a […] Read more
For many, marriage can be a wonderful institution, where two people who love each other very much live their lives to the fullest. Chet Spaulding, a bartender from the Kool Kat Bar in a small Virginia town, wants to tell you this before he tells you that, at this very moment, your future spouse is […] Read more
In response to a rapid and growing decline in the population of WWII veterans across the globe, conservationists are now leading the charge to implement long-term, sustainable strategies in order to preserve the struggling group of humans who bravely served in one of the greatest military conflicts in history. “These veterans are a very important […] Read more
You can’t tell by looking at him, but local cyclist Darren Fitzgerald has competed in bike races, rides more than 20 miles a day and has two DUIs. The University of Nebraska-Lincoln accounting graduate first discovered his love of biking shortly after he turned 21 during his junior year. “I had been out at the […] Read more
When Andrew Jackson Jihad (formed in 2004 by core members Sean Bonnette and Ben Gallaty) first rose to prominence, they did so on the strength of a very specific style: frenetic acoustic instruments, yelping vocals, and scathing and satirical lyrics. This style was often referred to as “folk-punk” by music critics. Earlier this year, Andrew […] Read more
The blare of fire horns and the pulsing lights of police cars decorated O Street Wednesday night. In response to an emergency call originating from Iguana’s Pub, two firetrucks and nearly a dozen Lincoln Police Department vehicles screeched to a halt in front of the popular bar about 11:30 p.m. The cause: one donut. Lost, […] Read more
A recent poll of dolphins, ages five to 25, by Gallup has shown that most dolphins would prefer to one day swallow a piece of garbage and choke to death. In distant second place, dolphins preferred to take a harpoon through the heart from a fisherman. Getting stuck on the beach and starving to death […] Read more
“I spilled a Coke on myself once,” Dane Damon said as he sat back in his dorm room desk chair. A lamp illuminated his face from the right. “It was all over me. There was a hole in the cup.” For most people, spilling Coke on yourself at a wedding would seem like reason to […] Read more
