The clock strikes 8:34 on a cool Tuesday morning, fog coating the glass bathroom mirrors after a warm shower, and Steven Burmudez lay unconscious on the bathroom floor covered in a sanguine pool of his own blood. Burmudez is close to death, but this is not the result of a violent assault or suicidal attempt, […] Read more
A new study by the FDA has shown that people who use electronic cigarettes, or “e-cigs,” on a regular basis are three times more likely to die of murder-related causes than those who do not use e-cigs. E-cigs have commonly been believed to be a 100% healthy and safe alternative to cigarettes, providing nicotine without […] Read more
By Grandpa What has become of this country? I tried to take my wife out for a romantic dinner and a picture for our 42nd anniversary. We left Old Country Buffet around 5, and went to see whatever was playing at the cinema. I figured we could see a good, old-fashioned Western film. They had […] Read more
Watch out, ladies and gentlemen. Manny Roberts, in his awkward glory, is throwing all his chips on the table tonight when it comes to chit-chatting up the shwanking party scene. “I need to get my head in the game,” said the English major hours before as he tousled his hair and sat on his chair, […] Read more
The American people breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as Congress began a serious, open-discourse with their constituents. Discussion began at 9:53:00:000 and ended at 9:53:00:007 and were called an “unbelievable success” by all 300 million persons involved. This discourse, the longest of any administration since 1962, marks an about-face for the 113th Congress, […] Read more
All questions in the world can be answered at thedailyerunl@gmail.com or @thedailyer. Dear Freshman Who Just Learned About the Cook Pavilion, Before I came to UNL, my girlfriend and I decided that we would try a long-distance relationship. The first few weeks went well, but I’m starting to feel the strain. Do you have any advice that […] Read more
Perlman calls for ban on “mouth noises” in University of Nebraska-Lincoln bathrooms. In a bold display of executive power, UNL Chancellor Harvey Perlman delivered an emergency address Wednesday afternoon, demanding a university-wide ban of “mouth noises” in all campus restrooms. The call to inaction comes after what Perlman describes as an arduous morning that ended […] Read more
Becoming an RA means taking on a host of new responsibilities, not just the standard floor events and room checks, but also connecting with a diverse groups of students as they adjust to a new living environment. This can be even more difficult than the “official” job duties, and many new RA’s struggle to make […] Read more
After a summer of blood, sweat, and tears, fraternity Gamma Delta Iota has it all stacked up. Tuesday, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln chapter held a private philanthropy in the basement of their 16th and S St. house to benefit the Lincoln humane society. Participants paid $10 to enter a contest of what chapter president Peter […] Read more
BY DANIEL LINDSAY | THE DAILYER Today, Apple rocked everyone’s world with the announcement of the iPhone 6: a new, slimmer device to spend precious moments of the one life you’ve been given on social media apps and bird-themed games. In anticipation of its release, the Dailyer has compiled a list of the essential hot […] Read more
