Honestly, I’m really only a social crack cocaine smoker. I’m not addicted or anything. I only started smoking crack in high school because my friends were doing it. I just wanted that classic look that you see in all the old movies and stuff, you know, of the cool, laid-back crackhead. I’m sure you’ve […] Read more
As he made his way to the stone staircase of the next house on his delivery route, pizza delivery guy Clyde Determan just wished to himself that everyone in house has pants on this time. “God, I hope they’re dressed in there this time,” said Determan as he removed the pizza boxes from his bag, […] Read more
By James Crowl and Gabriella Parsons | Seeds Entertainment New York City, L.A. and Chicago; these are the cities where comedy thrives, where comedians young and old flock hoping to make it big by making people laugh. These are the cities where dreams come true, but also where dreams die. Oversaturation in these cities’ comedy […] Read more
Here’s what the Seeds Staff is into! Volume 6, Issue 13: @JoyceCarolOats | Twitter feed James Crowl | Seeds Entertainment You may know Joyce Carol Oats as one of the greatest literary minds in recent years, but you may be surprised to hear she’s taken her talent with words to the twitterverse, and she does […] Read more
After seemingly endless debate and setbacks, the Obamacare deadline has finally passed and millions of previously uninsured Americans are now covered. The battle was particularly poignant for junior and political science major Jared Stoltzenburg, a student who has struggled to be insured for two years. Stoltzenburg, an intramural Hammer Leg Smash player, uninsured since freshman […] Read more
Just like the mythical rulers in his favorite series of books, local student/George R.R. Martin reader Steve Halburt rules his “Game of Thrones” watch parties with an iron fist. The only member of the Sunday night get together to have read the source material, Halburt has taken a vow to guide his friends, but strike […] Read more
Claiming he is just a servant of the people, Jon Bruning promised to finish out his campaign for Governor of Nebraska without wearing another shirt if that’s the kind of thing Nebraskans wanted. “As always I’m just a public servant, and if my public wants me to serve them through my aging hairy pecs that […] Read more
Like something straight out of a fucking comic book, local man Michael Dursbury’s body has been seriously altered following a laboratory accident with a mutant insect. Late last Friday night Dursbury, an undergraduate at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, was reportedly finishing up a procedure when a radioactive brown-recluse bit his index finger. Remarkably, instead of […] Read more
Usually full of lame puns and groaners that would probably only make your grandpa chuckle, geography professor Lyndon Breloque is rolling out the black humor today, sources in Thursday morning lecture claimed. “See, the interesting thing about petrified wood is that it looks just like wood, but it’s actually just dead and calcified,” Breloque said, […] Read more
Open enrollment for Obamacare came to a close on March 31st, and the White House was thrilled to see that they met their initial goal of seven million enrollees in private healthcare plans. In light of this news, The Dailyer surveyed the student body at UNL to figure out why college students are signing up […] Read more
