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Iowa Caucuses 2016
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Washington Post updates style guide to require a #hashtag in every sentence
The Washington Post rocked the world of journalism Sunday as it unveiled an #innovative new style guide, becoming the first newspaper to require a hashtag in every sentence of its articles. “In today’s Web 2.0 environment, maintaining a fresh #brand is all about engaging with trending topics in the blogosphere,” explained Post owner and Amazon founder […] Read more
Nebrasketball fan spends entire game making the traveling motion
As Husker football continues to rule all, the Nebraska men’s basketball team has struggled to make an impact on the city. This was particularly evident during a home game against Michigan, when one Nebrasketball fan was seen aggressively performing the traveling motion during the game, hoping to the influence the refs. According the people sitting […] Read more
Staff Picks – 1/21/2016
WWE Royal Rumble Joe Burrows To the uninitiated, WWE matches seem like a sorry excuse for “sport” designed to entertain gullible idiots. However, anyone who has watched more than half of an episode of Monday Night RAW knows that World Wrestling Entertainment produces an engaging and interesting spectacle, with long and captivating storylines. On January […] Read more
EXCLUSIVE: The El Chapo interview
The following is an exclusive, possibly illegal email exchange between The DailyER, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s premier satire newspaper, and the infamous Mexican druglord El Chapo. From: The DailyER Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:00 PM To: elchapo@cartel.com Subject: Interview request >hey —————- From: The DailyER Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:05 PM To: […] Read more
Pete Ricketts to host anti-prom-style anti-speech
Starting Sunday, free tickets for President Obama’s upcoming appearance at the University of Nebraska Omaha were distributed to the excitement of many. Among the 8,000 tickets were some reserved for government officials and important UNO faculty, but there’s one glistening bald head that will not be spotted in the audience.
Ben Carson insists he was the Zodiac Killer
Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson has come under scrutiny in recent weeks for his claims about his violent past, including assertions that he tried to stab a childhood friend and hit his mother with a hammer. While the media has questioned the authenticity of the stories, Carson has not backed down and now he’s taking […] Read more
Top 10: Ways to get through ‘dead week’
Dead week bringing you down? Use these tips to help you out! 1. Wake up from that turkey coma: You can’t take your finals if you’re asleep! 2. Learn the English language: Most likely your final will be in English, so if you know the language, you’ll have a head start! 3. Rid yourself of […] Read more
Virgin class president desperate for sex scandal
Four months into his term as Nixon Senior High Class President, Larry Giles has come under fire for accusations that he is not living up to his lofty campaign promises. The 18-year-old who ran on a record of mock trial excellence and five consecutive semesters as an honor roll student also assured donors that he […] Read more
