All posts by: Chris Sanders

UNL bursar’s office announces new student fee because, fuck it, why not?

The bursar’s office at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln announced a new fucking student fee Friday, effective for the Spring 2021 semester. “The new ‘campus sidewalk’ fee will be assessed to all students for their use of UNL’s sidewalks, roads, and alleys,” explained Charles Watson, director of the UNL bursar’s office. “We thought it was appropriate […] Read more

University Health Center to begin offering Zoom STD exams

The University Health Center at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln will soon begin offering free STD exams to students over the video conferencing platform Zoom, the Health Center announced Friday. “Beginning next week, students will be able to schedule virtual STD checks with our team of experienced medical professionals,” explained Health Center director Dr. Lawrence Thornton. […] Read more