Tragedy struck this week when 55 Lincoln natives were killed by counterfeit Runzas being sold discreetly across the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. Due to recent budget cuts to the University of Nebraska, UNL was forced to raise the price of Runzas to a record-high $7. Several riots broke out after the news was announced, with […] Read more
For many Husker fans, the name Tom Osborne will certainly ring a bell. Serving as head coach from 1973 to 1997, Osborne led the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team to 13 conference championships and three national championships. So, here are five things we wished we could’ve asked him when we saw him that one time at […] Read more
We live in a privileged world. Since the ratification of the United States Constitution, we’ve had a series of checks and balances for our government. With the clear line between the executive, legislative and judicial branches, this country has been able to divide powers across these branches, creating a fair and even democracy. So why […] Read more
It seems that Ronnie Green has had it up to here. In a scathing email written to the entire student and faculty population at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, the chancellor admitted that he didn’t know he’d have to send so many emails to everyone. “With the recent election results and other current events going on, […] Read more
While some students have to worry about slow, clunky computers, sophomore Edgar Tucker doesn’t have to worry about anything. That’s because Tucker came to class yesterday with a new Alienware 17 R3 laptop, allowing him to browse websites like Blackboard at a blistering 120 frames per second. “I just wanted an advantage over all of […] Read more
Watch out UNL students: The University of Nebraska-Lincoln has issued a total recall on its clickers, due to multiple reports of the device exploding. The recall, issued for the new i>clicker 2 models, urges students to pack up their clickers, and send them back to the University Bookstore. “This was a huge mistake on our […] Read more
Just when you thought the Ricketts administration couldn’t get any more disgusting with its spending habits, it always outdoes itself. Sources inside Wrigley Field said Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts spent $1,000 on Vienna beef hot dogs at the World Series game seven. After spending $300,000 on donations for a pro-death penalty group, it seems Ricketts […] Read more
In order to maximize the efficiency of travel across Lincoln, the University of Lincoln-Nebraska will build an underground tunnel between the City and East campuses later this year. The tunnel will be built to connect the two campuses, with the entrances emerging right outside of the two unions. Chancellor Ronnie Green said that the tunnel […] Read more
A professor at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has reportedly been “absolutely destroyed” by YouTube’s autoplay feature after showing a video to her students. Professor Janice Anderson was in the middle of showing her students an educational video on YouTube during an English class Thursday morning when the incident occurred. According to those in the class, […] Read more
Hey man, you’re seeing this, right? You’re never going to believe this. Holy hell, this dude straight up brought his dog to campus. I’m not even sure if this is allowed. I don’t know the rules, but I never see a dog here. This is just way out of the ordinary for me. What could […] Read more
