Following the Nebraska men’s basketball team’s loss to Wisconsin, Daily Nebraskan sports editor Brent Nielsen performed a familiar ritual: opening up a massive, 10-gigabyte folder on his computer of photographs depicting a frustrated Tim Miles. After scrolling through hundreds of high-resolution photos of the Husker head coach, Nielsen settled on one of an agitated Miles […] Read more
Facing charges that the dating app doesn’t allow its users to debase themselves and others enough, Tinder announced this week its plans to roll out a Hard No feature in its app, similar to its Super Like feature. Similar to the Super Like, users who receive a Hard No on their profile – sent by […] Read more
As awards season approaches, the hype of certain films can exceed the amount of acclaim and accolades a movie can get, causing high expectations for a viewing audience. None has been under such scrutiny more than “La La Land,” the runaway favorite for 2017, winning many local critics’ awards, seven Golden Globe awards, and a […] Read more
Recently, rumors have been circulating around that I am an alien from planet Glorbnob in the Ballucian system. These rumors however, are ridiculous. I am a human from the planet Earth, I enjoy eating 30 cheeseburgers a day and drinking soda pops through my mouth. So how then, I have to ask, could I possibly […] Read more
With another Huskers football season in the books, many local sports fans are clamoring for something to celebrate. While Nebraska’s men’s basketball team is giving another valiant effort, their play doesn’t indicate an invitation to March Madness. Across I-80, however, are the Creighton Bluejays, a high-class basketball program and perennial invites to the tourney. Currently […] Read more
Just a week removed from the revelations that a professor in the Glenn Korff School of Music was running an illicit steroid ring in the halls of Westbrook Music Building, the school has been hit with another scandal. Recently uncovered documents have revealed that Dr. Alexander Smith, the senior faculty member in charge of experimental […] Read more
For many Husker fans, the name Tom Osborne will certainly ring a bell. Serving as head coach from 1973 to 1997, Osborne led the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team to 13 conference championships and three national championships. So, here are five things we wished we could’ve asked him when we saw him that one time at […] Read more
Recent visitors to Breitbart’s website got more than they bargained for when it was revealed Tuesday that the self-proclaimed “voice of the alt-right” Breitbart News was still scaring people after Halloween had long passed. In what will undoubtedly prove to be the least worrisome thing to befall the publication in recent months, visitors to the […] Read more
While stubbornly seated in his now-empty office, recently terminated professor of philosophy Gerald Brewster repeatedly remarked that this was all, “foolish and nonsensical,” and that his job, “theoretically still exists.” “Logically, it’s not possible for me to be fired,” Brewster said of the letter officially terminating his employment. “Clearly nothing exists outside of the human […] Read more
The crafty botanical world shocked Lincoln scientists Tuesday morning as studies discovered that – wouldn’t you know? – there is a plant that waters its own goddamn self. During usual morning routines at the Lincoln Arcadia Greenhouse, with botanists having to actually water expressionless and parasitic lifeforms, Dr. Darla Springsteen found a plant that – […] Read more
