In response to backlash against the discovery of lead in Flint’s water, the state of Michigan has decided to replace the lead with graphite. Gov. Rick Snyder believes that this is “a suitable replacement.” “We’ve listened to what the people have to say,” Snyder said. “It’s obvious that putting lead in the water was a […] Read more
When a dozen people stood at the corner of 8th and A Street today, the last thing they expected to see happen, happened. The group stood in awe as student John Anderson walked across the street– before the walk sign turned on. “I didn’t know what was happening,” said Kevin Richards, one of the witnesses. […] Read more
Over the last half century, no musical artist has adapted to change quite as well as David Bowie. From his first successful release of “Space Oddity” in 1969, Bowie has gone through many different genres, including psychedelic rock, glam rock, proto-punk, soul, krautrock, art rock and new wave. With every transition, Bowie was always innovating […] Read more
Residents of the Abel and Sandoz resident halls thought that their endless torture was finally over when they received their regular plates and silverware after being forced to eat off styrofoam trays and use plastic forks for almost a week. But, it turned out that their suffering was just beginning. The Abel/Sandoz Dining Hall announced […] Read more
Earlier this week, construction workers excavating the future College of Business-Administration building made a shocking discovery when a stray jackhammer struck the ground, allowing oil to shoot up into the sky. Jumpin’ Jericho Jameson, a major Texas oil tycoon and owner of Jameson Oil, expressed his interest in helping the campus with handling the oil. […] Read more
Mr. Worldwide himself, otherwise known as Pitbull, announced on Twitter that he was going to change his first name to “Featuring.” “After much help and support from my family, I’ve decided that I’m going to begin performing as Featuring Pitbull,” the rapper tweeted this morning. The Artist Formerly Known as Pitbull has been known for […] Read more
