Seeds Entertainment: Basically what your job boils down to is being a host… Scott Aukerman: It’s definitely a different skill than just being a comedian. I just did my friend Kurt Braunohler podcast and because it’s just us doing dumb bits, it’s fun because it’s just us doing dumb bits. I don’t have to steer […] Read more
On the eve of a momentous Voting Rights decision, the tension in the judicial chambers of the United States’ Supreme Court isn’t coming from the media, constituents or lobbyists, but from the justice’s stomachs. It was well into the noontime lunch hour before Anthony Kennedy was able to lay the deciding vote for Wendy’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers […] Read more
Famous American rock and roll legend Thomas Earl “Tom” Petty has spent the past 40 years playing concerts to countless fans around the world, but it wasn’t until this past weekend that a lifelong dream of Petty’s was fulfilled. After years of struggling to break into the aeronautics game, Petty has at long last been […] Read more
Raccoon City, a tranquil town at an undisclosed location within the U.S., was brought to national attention earlier this month when it was nominated as one of the CIA’s Top Secret Training Facilities in “I’d Tell You, But…” Magazine. The city featured prominently in Capcom’s “Resident Evil” video game series, though its location remains undisclosed; […] Read more
New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick awoke with a fright Monday morning following a disturbance at his personal home in the American Northeast. Belichick was reportedly assaulted in his sleep by a spectral being who savagely attacked the National Football League coach, tearing his forearms from his body, extending up past the elbows. News outlets […] Read more
A mass of frustrated University of Nebraska-Lincoln students grumbled and groaned in the East Campus Dairy Store Monday afternoon after their bus driver, Russ Tritter, finally stopped his vehicle. Passengers aboard the Blue Bus spent a record fours hours circling the campus. “Every minute felt like ages. The tears started falling after the first hour, […] Read more
After more than ten years of high-pressure work environments and countless tons of recyclable plastic being sent to airport waste baskets, the Transportation Security Administration finally apprehended the infamous criminal they had been searching for since the inception of the organization. He was an elusive hooligan previously considered both at-large and extremely dangerous: the Bottled […] Read more
In an effort to counteract recent controversy concerning exclusivity within the organization, members of the Association of Students of the University of Nebraska finally responded by hurling flaming bags of human feces onto their critics’ respective porches. The critics, who were said to be numerous yet still apathetic about student government in general, stood by […] Read more
Man arrested for belated possession of ironic t-shirt Early friday afternoon Lincoln police arrested a man, 24, crossing the street adjacent to Anderson hall in downtown wearing a humorous, vintage Wal-mart t-shirt. The shirt’s emblem, seemingly cracked and faded by time, was found by officers only to be a ruse by the apparel manufacturer. The […] Read more
Q: Are roundabouts are unraveling the fabric of lincoln tourism? A: Forget for a second you live in Lincoln, Neb. Lucky you. Now, right off the bat, I want to get something straight. I’m only doing this because the bowtied ingrates I have to sit next to on the weekends “strongly suggested” I address some […] Read more
