The DailyER has compiled this comprehensive ranking of every bathroom on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. We’re pretty sure we didn’t forget any.

1. HSS 1st floor unisex – Ol’ faithful
2. Hidden unisex in Love Library North – The sacred bounty
3. DailyER/DN Union basement – Could probably live down there
4. 3rd floor Harper Hall – 80% chance that “Versace” is playing on the radio at full blast
5. Union food court – Can you watch West Wing literally anywhere else?
6. The Ross – Not bad, not good
7. Hamilton Hall 2nd floor – Did I get all the acid off of my hands?
8. Avery basement – The Black Hole of Calcutta (1756)
9. Harper dining hall – No doors? No problem!
10. Jorgensen Hall – F*** you