Since AT&T announced their bid to acquire Time Warner, the proposed deal has been met with scrutiny from politicians and analysts alike. For one man, however, the merger of the communications and media giants could be the moment he’s been waiting for. Frank DeSutter, a self-described “superfan” of both AT&T and Time Warner from Lansing, […] Read more
The issues, feeling left out of the conversation by this year’s presidential election, are starting to wonder if we really care about them. “This was gonna be our year,” the issues said, gently dabbing tears from their eyes. “Now all we hear about is scandals and controversies and email servers and grabbing p***sies. And we’re […] Read more
In order to maximize the efficiency of travel across Lincoln, the University of Lincoln-Nebraska will build an underground tunnel between the City and East campuses later this year. The tunnel will be built to connect the two campuses, with the entrances emerging right outside of the two unions. Chancellor Ronnie Green said that the tunnel […] Read more
A professor at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has reportedly been “absolutely destroyed” by YouTube’s autoplay feature after showing a video to her students. Professor Janice Anderson was in the middle of showing her students an educational video on YouTube during an English class Thursday morning when the incident occurred. According to those in the class, […] Read more
Freshman English major Lisa Joosten lifted her Frankensteinian amalgamation of a scholarly paper, kissed it and beamed a bright smile. “I am so getting an A on this,” Joosten said to herself. “In fact, I could probably send this to a journal and have it published.” Joosten, with her positivity and confidence in that moment […] Read more
The Spooky Pre-Halloween House Party at Tommy Hanson’s apartment was absolutely kicking Saturday night. That is, until complete buzzkill Carl Jenkins walked with a straight back into the spooky scene of costumes with no costume of his own. Because of this, Hanson – unaware that Jenkins was actually Cape Cod Flayer Adam Bradley dressed in […] Read more
In a move described as “getting in the Halloween spirit,” Nebraska head coach Mike Riley has announced that all football helmets will be replaced with pumpkins carved into helmets for the Oct. 29 game against the Wisconsin Badgers. “This is a big game, and I need to get the boys fired up,” Coach Riley said. […] Read more
With the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team off to its best start since 2001, many fans are wondering what’s the secret to team’s success. Huskers head coach Mike Riley may have the answer. “We owe it all to Lil’ Red,” Riley explained at a press conference this morning, referring to the team’s inflatable mascot. “He’s very […] Read more
With the Chicago Cubs franchise going to its first World Series since 1945, excitement is in the air for Cubs fans as they hope their team breaks the 100+ year curse. People young and old are dancing for joy at the possibility of a World Series in Chicago, but one person may be too excited […] Read more
Today the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Athletic Department unveiled an exciting new development for Husker fans on a budget– opening a secondary student section top of Oldfather Hall. Oldfather Hall is the home of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Department of History and now cheap seats for fans of college football. Kendra Phillips, a […] Read more
