As Husker football continues to rule all, the Nebraska men’s basketball team has struggled to make an impact on the city. This was particularly evident during a home game against Michigan, when one Nebrasketball fan was seen aggressively performing the traveling motion during the game, hoping to the influence the refs. According the people sitting […] Read more
Dave Pearson, a sophomore at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, is finally on the market.
The following is an exclusive, possibly illegal email exchange between The DailyER, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s premier satire newspaper, and the infamous Mexican druglord El Chapo. From: The DailyER Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:00 PM To: elchapo@cartel.com Subject: Interview request >hey —————- From: The DailyER Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:05 PM To: […] Read more
Starting Sunday, free tickets for President Obama’s upcoming appearance at the University of Nebraska Omaha were distributed to the excitement of many. Among the 8,000 tickets were some reserved for government officials and important UNO faculty, but there’s one glistening bald head that will not be spotted in the audience.
Frequent grunting was heard across University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s campus the past few weeks, especially in conversations relating to the school’s football team. While observers first assumed the grunts were uttered in frustration over the team’s 5-7 record, they soon realized the sound was actually a new nickname for the team. Since the turn of the […] Read more
So, you have a kid now, somehow.
Story by Miles Rothlisberger
Sucking petulantly at a spoonful of greasy noodles from an MRE package purchased a decade ago in apprehensive expectation of worldwide economic collapse, local conspiracy theorist Eugene Dawson, 27, pictured, was emotionally devastated to learn this past Wednesday that the United States government has absolutely no interest in keeping tabs on him and his activities. […] Read more
In a landmark study released by the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Psychology Department, researchers have concluded that at least one human being on the planet thinks about you in a sexual, yet also angry, manner. “Despite how insignificant you may think that you are, one poor schlock out there is extremely aroused by you,” Dr. Don […] Read more
Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson has come under scrutiny in recent weeks for his claims about his violent past, including assertions that he tried to stab a childhood friend and hit his mother with a hammer. While the media has questioned the authenticity of the stories, Carson has not backed down and now he’s taking […] Read more
Earlier this week, UNL freshman Gus Ramirez made big moves to enter the same tier of comedians as Ralphie May, Jeff Dunham and Frank Caliendo with his hilarious riff on the capitol building. “I’d been racking my brain for months trying to come up with the perfect joke,” Ramirez said in an exclusive interview with DailyER […] Read more
