In times of uncertainty, things are starting to become a little more certain for everyone. Hit hard by the coronavirus pandemic, students had to quickly adjust to online class schedules for the remainder of the spring semester and into the summer semester. However, University of Nebraska-Lincoln Chancellor Ronnie Green provided some clarity for Husker students […] Read more
Because of its misleading name, many people around the world (who are we kidding, only in the U.S.) are under the impression that the coronavirus is caused by drinking Corona beer. The virus being researched and treated close to home isn’t helping, as the main consumers of Corona on campus are paranoid and too young […] Read more
In a way, Porn Addiction is worse than coronavirus. At least people with coronavirus can reach out to hospital asap and get help. But porn Addicted patients are so shy and afraid due to social stigma that they do not try to fix it and worsen the symptoms. If you are addicted to pornography, please […] Read more
It’s that time of year again. Winter break is over. And so is all motivation. College has once again lost its charm. Coming into the fall semester, you could feel all the possibilities – maybe you’ll discover your passion (like so many Honors seminars have told you to do), maybe you’ll find some new friends, […] Read more
Phi Kappa Theta, the Catholic fraternity, has been around since Jesus and the disciples realized the expense of rent and bought a house together. The chapter at UNL, often referred to as the “Fratican,” is continuing the traditions first set in stone by Jesus and Peter on that special rock. For example, the Fratican has […] Read more
As the search for the next President for UNL continues, dramatic developments continue to happen. A priority candidate has been named for the position, and for those who don’t know what that means, he’s pretty much got the job already. The candidate is a former Vice Admiral in the United States Navy named Walter “Ted” […] Read more
The “Discover Weekly” feature on Spotify serves users every Monday by presenting fresh, new music to add to their playlists and saved songs. Students in higher education especially benefit from the regular dose of unfamiliar tunes tailored to their current tastes, as college can create an unsatisfying life of monotony. While browsing through his “Discover […] Read more
Jim Toad worked his dark sweaty hands into the grime of human existence and emerged with dirty, grease caked hair that reminded his sweatbaby rachel of the face of the good lord himself. He could feel the subtle and intimate vibrations of his Dick’s Dealer Ford Focus as he slammed a sinewed muscular arm with […] Read more
Last Monday, Junior Jeremy Jenkins received a letter from his long-time girlfriend in the mail, notifying him that their relationship’s expiration date would be in two weeks. Devastated, he read the paper over and over again and even called for confirmation. What follows are the contents of the document, sans tear stains and snot wipings: […] Read more
Janet, your Mom, marched into the Michael’s in your hometown today on a righteous mission. She was going to get her loving hands on the absolute biggest, shiniest, most eye catching balls to ever grace the side of a Christmas tree. After a quick assessment, she found Michael’s balls to be woefully lacking. “These can’t […] Read more
