In the weeks since its installation, the new Valentino’s in the Nebraska Union has reportedly been the location of multiple ghost sightings and hauntings from Auntie Anne herself. The occurrences began shortly after the popular pretzel vendor was vacated to make room for the new Valentino’s restaurant. Witnesses claim they heard soft murmuring coming from […] Read more
With a new school year beginning and students adjusting to new routines, many are overwhelmed by all the changes. However, incoming sophomore advertising major Jack Ranger is confident that this semester’s challenges should be a breeze because of an important work opportunity he was given over the summer. While most first-year college students rarely get […] Read more
Editor’s note: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. First Friday only comes once a month, so be sure to make the most of it. Of the literal millions of places to see art in downtown Lincoln, here’s a guide to all the real must-sees for […] Read more
The end of the year is quickly approaching, and students are gearing up for a hectic finals week. Students in Dr. John Stauffer’s PSYC 101 class are in for a whole new exam format. Citing a need for on-the-job training, Stauffer made a few modifications to the standard lesson plan. “I usually assign a standard […] Read more
“Egad!” shouted Dr. Benedict Royce Monday morning as he spotted the 300th symbol on a street banner. “What horrible repetition, such disturbing imagery – I should have arrived here sooner.” The environment of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln “deeply troubled” Royce, a world-renowned psychologist who specializes in analyzing disorders such as obsessive school spirit and university […] Read more
In dire situations, extreme measures are sometimes taken in order to accomplish the goal at hand. Sometimes, it’s better just to accept the problem and move on. This would have been the better course of action when local man Ryan Anderson misplaced his bottle opener and decided to stab the beer bottle with a […] Read more
As the end of the semester approaches, countless posts and status updates from friends regarding upcoming career opportunities and acceptance into graduate programs across the country have been filling newsfeeds. Derek Morrison, a senior at UNL set to graduate this May, was among those sharing their future plans on social media. The post, published on […] Read more
As finals week approaches, students are finishing up their papers and presentations, hoping to get the best grade they can. While hard work is one of the main parts of the college experience, some students will look for any opportunity to make finals week a little easier. One student this week took this idea a […] Read more
Area man Henry Bowman was reportedly “really, really upset” after his supposed best friend Tyler Wood spoiled a character’s death in the popular television series “Game of Thrones”, a show which Bowman will not start watching for another three years. “I mean, I’ll get to it eventually,” Bowman said. “I’ve just been really busy and […] Read more
Lincoln’s first official meme time capsule has been dug up after two months in the ground. Mayor Chris Beutler led the ceremony last Tuesday in front of an excited crowd of millennials. “It’s important to learn our history,” Beutler said. “We can see just how people lived long ago and what kind of culture […] Read more
