The new year means a new semester, a fresh time to start over and make a good first impression. Freshman Daniel Boon knows that things could have gone better during his first semester of college, but he is taking every precaution possible in order for this semester to be the best one yet. For a […] Read more
Phi Kappa Psi fraternity has received some bad publicity in recent days due to a video which reportedly contained evidence of hazing. The video in question allegedly showed a student, understood to be a pledge of the fraternity, being branded with the fraternity’s Greek letters. In light of this news chapter president Francis Gobbles gave […] Read more
Starting Sunday, free tickets for President Obama’s upcoming appearance at the University of Nebraska Omaha were distributed to the excitement of many. Among the 8,000 tickets were some reserved for government officials and important UNO faculty, but there’s one glistening bald head that will not be spotted in the audience.
In a landmark study released by the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Psychology Department, researchers have concluded that at least one human being on the planet thinks about you in a sexual, yet also angry, manner. “Despite how insignificant you may think that you are, one poor schlock out there is extremely aroused by you,” Dr. Don […] Read more
Earlier this week, UNL freshman Gus Ramirez made big moves to enter the same tier of comedians as Ralphie May, Jeff Dunham and Frank Caliendo with his hilarious riff on the capitol building. “I’d been racking my brain for months trying to come up with the perfect joke,” Ramirez said in an exclusive interview with DailyER […] Read more
Freshman criminology major at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Teddy “Beans” McCullough, seems like any average, wide-eyed freshman trying to finish out his first semester of college, except McCullough has yet to change his shirt since the semester started in August. “I just never saw any reason to take it off,” McCullough told The DailyER, “It […] Read more
Residents of the Abel and Sandoz resident halls thought that their endless torture was finally over when they received their regular plates and silverware after being forced to eat off styrofoam trays and use plastic forks for almost a week. But, it turned out that their suffering was just beginning. The Abel/Sandoz Dining Hall announced […] Read more
Dead week bringing you down? Use these tips to help you out! 1. Wake up from that turkey coma: You can’t take your finals if you’re asleep! 2. Learn the English language: Most likely your final will be in English, so if you know the language, you’ll have a head start! 3. Rid yourself of […] Read more
Frowning: You’ve got to be a pretty sad human being to force your officers to hand out $10 “go fuck yourself” coupons with the added benefit of court fees…and I’ll tell you what, there’s nothing sad people love doing more than frowning. Religiously watching both Bad Boys movies: Nothing motivates one more to hand out […] Read more
Several University of Nebraska-Lincoln students in Professor Harrison’s History of Rock class came under academic investigation after reports surfaced that a violent mosh pit had broken out in the middle of class on Tuesday afternoon. The pit reportedly continued for the entire class period. After spending the previous few months studying rock’s roots in blues […] Read more
