Hahaha, what are you watchin’ there. A bit of anime, huh? Sure, I can get into that, I’m an open-minded individual. You could say that I’ve watched a couple animes. Maybe even a little bit of hentai-Nonono, I’m just kidding, just kidding, haha. Nah, but I’m more than meets the eye. Okay, okay. What’s up […] Read more
Spattered in blood, clutching a lead pipe with trembling hands and smelling strongly of Jack Daniel’s and exasperation, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts was discovered standing over the broken bodies of two downtown patrons this past Saturday night, according to the Lincoln Police Department. In response to the legislature abolishing the death penalty this past May, […] Read more
Fans at last week’s Husker football game were appalled when what should have been a fun and family-friendly event turned into a nightmare. Every man and woman in the stands screamed with excitement as the Husker hype men prepared to start the most anticipated portion of the night: firing the t-shirt cannon into the ecstatic […] Read more
Last Wednesday, the Nebraskan for the Death Penalty reported that their petitions drive gathered 166,692 signatures, well above the 10 percent needed to secure a halt of a repeal and initiating a November 2016 vote. While a majority of the state legislature agreed that the death penalty is an archaic form of punishment and an […] Read more
Professor Badlye had a lot of explaining to do to his second wife this week, when his information was leaked alongside millions of other names on Ashley Madison. Badlye, a renaissance studies professor, came under fire for having an account with the website meant for coordinating extramarital affairs. “I’m telling thou, all I was trying […] Read more
Martin Darnven is someone who answers in class. The junior advertising student at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has a good grasp on the fundamentals of his studies. He knows how to manage social media, how to use a DSLR camera and how to network with others in his field. And soon, he said, he’ll work […] Read more
With the recent pop music trend of releasing albums before their expected release date, local guitarist Lorenzo Perez wishes that music fans would take a step back in time. “My band has literally been doing that ever since we started,” Perez said. “It makes me angry that everyone thinks this is some new trend.” Perez, […] Read more
For many, the privilege of being a white male in America is second to none, offering virtual freedom from any type of discrimination and paving the way for almost guaranteed success in life. As junior finance major David McMurphy found out, discrimination comes in many shapes and sizes. “Stupid geed.” These were the words spoken […] Read more
At 4:30 p.m. today, patrons at chain restaurant Chubby’s Bar and Grill witnessed the lengths to which one man will go for a convenient parking spot. Local resident Robert Wilkinson reportedly became trapped in a hell of his own creation as he tried repeatedly to parallel park his car in front of the restaurant for […] Read more
Mass began last week at the recently opened Newman Center on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln city campus, and attendees quickly noticed a lot of upgrades from the old facility. More seating, better sound systems, and larger office space are just a few of the noticeable upgrades to the church, but some of the changes left […] Read more
