It was a cold February morning when freshman cultural studies major Caleb Marcus knew that he had an opinion to share. Not just any opinion, mind. An important one. Something that could change the lives of everyone on campus. And Marcus knew just where to turn: the independent voice of the student, the Daily Nebraskan. […] Read more
For most students, joining an honors fraternity is a good way to network with similarly-minded students, fluff out resumes and meet potential employers. Theta Delta Zeta, a new Economics honors organization is trying to add one more incentive for membership to that list: getting hella turnt. TDZ hopes to erase some of the lines between […] Read more
Amanda Banks logged into Facebook late Monday evening only to be met with shock and awe. Bank’s ugliest friend, Tiffany Sindelar posted a picture of an engagement ring on her finger, sending Banks and the rest of their Thursday night book club group into a state of confused happiness for their obscenely hideous friend. “I […] Read more
The UNL Delta Eta chapter of Sigma Nu unveiled new living accommodations this week for members displaced after campus officials vacated the house and imposed sanctions on the fraternity. Unsurprisingly, many members were pleased with the improvements in living conditions. “Yeah, things were a little grodey in there. The smell of Axe body spray, cleaning chemicals, […] Read more
Tragedy struck the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus Monday when twelve students lost their lives while standing in the university bookstore line, succumbing to starvation before cashiers had a chance to check them out. “It all started out as a great day,” survivor Brian Anderson told the Dailyer. “We were all excited to be back in […] Read more
In a moment of brashness, one part anxiety, one part arrogance, and another part clever, advertising and public relations major Keith Sullivan handed in a group of “tasteful nudes” for his Photography and Videography class assignment. With a pressing deadline looming over his head, and with an inflated ego due to hormones and expensive body […] Read more
While eating a home-baked pork tenderloin, area man John Sanders came to a strange yet insightful conclusion. “Dude, if I were ever cooked and served to, like, cannibals or wolves or something…would I taste just like this?…Yeah…I feel like I would,” said Sanders. Sanders, a human who inherently has a similar physical appearance to the […] Read more
As sixth year senior Bubba Williams entered the Canfield Administration building to register for graduation he did so with an alluring confidence. Williams had learned a lot in the last twelve semesters but his time had finally come. As he begin filling out his application, however, it finally dawned upon him: in his more than […] Read more
Move over Husker football prestige, there’s a new hallmark of pride for the University of Nebraska – Lincoln and it comes with your choice of fresh toppings. Chancellor Harvey Perlman announced last week that the revamped Nebraska Union will include a Subway Pizza Express—the beloved, immaculate, dough-tossing treasure that is SUBWAY PIZZA EXPRESS. “I said […] Read more
