The broken, pothole-covered, dark murky waters surrounding University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Computer Science and Math building Avery Hall create a fog of doom and dread. It’s hard not to become frighteningly frozen solid by fear when the misty and furious gales come down from the dread prairie and into the parking lot. Like Merry and Pippin […] Read more
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln took steps to create a more inclusive campus on Monday as officials introduced meal options that would appeal to students with non-omnivorous diets. “My department has put extensive research into determining what kinds of diets UNL students are using and how to best bring those to campus,” UNL Nutritional Science Department […] Read more
Your asshole roommate is somehow more racist after spending a heartfelt Christmas holiday with his family, sources reported Friday. According to startled and thoroughly disgusted sources, roommate Justin Wilson’s anti-minority rhetoric really took a turn for the worst as soon as he returned from winter vacation. “My dad came up with an awesome joke over […] Read more
