by the Bathtub Dogs Okay, time to set the record straight. We’re the Bathtub Dogs. Ever heard of us? We’re only the highest-requested a capella group at this fine establishment known as the University of Nebraska–Lincoln. For those of you too lame to know, a capella isn’t like that bullshit movie “Pitch Perfect” or “Pitch […] Read more
Editor’s Note: This article is a part of the Daily Nebraskan and DailyER joint satirical issue, the HalfasskanER. I’m pretty let down about the spring concert this year. UPC usually does a great job of booking things college students enjoy, like hypnotists and motivational speakers who aren’t quite good enough to have a TED talk. […] Read more
It’s not that I think you’re a bad person. You’ve done nothing to give me that impression. But my dog doesn’t like you, so we can’t be friends. If you’re alive in 2016, you’ve undoubtedly seen a certain sentimental meme floating around Facebook along the lines of “I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, […] Read more
“The Revenant” is the hot new award season contender sweeping the country. This period piece stars Leonardo DiCaprio as frontiersman Hugh Glass, who goes on a warpath of revenge after being left for dead in a shallow grave. Tom Hardy, of “Batman” and “Mad Max” fame, plays John Fitzgerald, a scalping survivor who kills DiCaprio’s […] Read more
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Listen, you don’t have to tell me how much horses mean to our country. From the colonial era to today, our four-hooved ‘neigh’bors have been side by side with man, helping our nation gallop forward into the future. But to say horses should have voting rights? It’s just too early to jump on to that […] Read more
Dear Aunt Agatha: I’ve been talking to this guy for a while. We Facebook message every day, and sometimes when we’re drunk we talk IRL. I can’t tell if he’s actually into me, though! What do I do? -Facebook GF Dear Facebook GF: I had to ask my sweet niece Gemma what “IRL” and “GF” […] Read more
Campus Voices: The DailyER hosted the first ASUN debate of the season, the Mass Debate, on February 26th. How do you think it went? “Hubba hubba! Those Mass Debaters have got the right stuff!” – Marian McConnor, Senior Finance Major “They told me the paper was free, but after that debate I can’t give them […] Read more
All over this campus, I see nothing but filth and sin. I speak of course of the rampant disrespect and lack of regard for one of our most sacred physical acts: the high five. High fives were given to us in 1977 by God through His prophet, Dusty Baker of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Since […] Read more
There’s been a lot of information swirling around lately about exercise and how everyone should exercise. I’m going to cut through the noise and tell you all you need to know about exercise. Don’t. It was only a few short weeks ago when I found myself making the mistake of exercising. Before I could say […] Read more
