Lincoln, NE – Things were looking bleak for the Huskers on a cool night in Memorial Stadium. The Gators of Lincoln North Star High School stormed out to a quick 14-0 lead, thanks to a 53 yard touchdown pass and a fumble in Nebraska territory. Things didn’t seem to improve for the home team as […] Read more
by B R A D Sup losers. Its me ya boy Brad. Just found out I will be graduating in May, so that 5th year I promised you is not gonna happen, thanks to my dad for buying me a C+ in my marketing class. Anyways the dorks here at the DailyER told me I […] Read more
LANCASTER COUNTY COURTHOUSE– After years and years of undying support of the Nebraska Cornhuskers, our beloved Lil’ Red has had enough. The 30-year-old child is reportedly suing the Husker Athletic Department for decades of semi-abusive child labor. “He really just feels used,” said Sigourney Weaver, long-time girlfriend of Lil’ Red. She continued, “All he’s ever […] Read more
Well, that’s it. The sun has officially set on Husker football this fall.* The Saturday tradition of blacking out at Memorial Stadium by halftime will have to take place elsewhere. What are the Big Red masses to do without their prime time pigskin play from our boys in scarlet and cream? Well, thanks to a […] Read more
At the Husker volleyball game last Saturday night, two students were discovered engaging in sexual intercourse inside the Lil’ Red inflatable costume by a UNL athletic department official. The crime was committed during the match against Wichita State at the Devaney Center, specifically during the halftime show. However, game attendees and players had grown suspicious […] Read more
Nebraska Cornhuskers running back Maurice Washington is officially being charged with the possession of child pornography and distributing revenge porn in the state of California. The University of Nebraska-Lincoln Athletic Department first learned that Washington was under investigation last September. “Washing-who? I’ve never heard that name before in my life,” said the befuddled UNL Director of Athletics […] Read more
Residents and commuters of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus will soon be noticing a change in parking enforcement practices. Effective immediately, Parking and Transit Services will begin replacing its traditional parking citations with tickets to Iowa football games; attendance required. “We expect this will be a considerable incentive to abide by the parking regulations on […] Read more
TRICK: Fellas, I’m gonna be frank with you: we’re the worst football team in the history of the great state of Nebraska. We can’t even flinch without getting a penalty and our defense is pretty much like a jail with paper walls. But you know what? None of that matters if you cheat, and cheating […] Read more
In a rather disappointing start to the Husker football season, things got even worse Saturday during the post-game press conference following the Huskers’ loss to Purdue. First-year Nebraska head coach Scott Frost shocked the nation when he announced that he plans on stepping down soon. “This is something that I’ve been mulling over for some time now,” […] Read more
Rappers are known for great music and meaningful lyrics to many. However, to succeed in the music industry and to have listeners, many rappers need interesting names to be known by. There are currently 72 rappers with the word Lil in their stage name, and there is now a 73rd. Local hero, son of Herbie […] Read more
