With baseball season approaching, one player is experiencing a greater appreciation of the game he already loved. Senior Bert Sizemore has been the starting shortstop of the Peru State Bobcats for three years and was named captain of the team this year. While this is more than likely to be his last season of competitive […] Read more
Yesterday, former Nebraska Cornhuskers football coach Bo Pelini was paid approximately $1,391.79 while moving his bowels in a peristaltic fashion following a hearty midday meal, which, according to your parents, is roughly the same amount they pay every month for the privilege of living out their remaining years in a sturdy, heated middle-class domicile. “It’s […] Read more
The Nebraska athletic department unveiled a plan Tuesday to move the university’s football team to a brand-new stadium in Los Angeles for the upcoming 2016 season. “We’ve been following recent team moves in the NFL and the athletic department realized if we’re going to provide a professional-quality experience for our student-athletes, we just can’t stay […] Read more
Now that the football season is over, Nebraska Head Coach and resident nice guy Mike Riley has a lot more free time on his hands. While preparation for next season is important, Riley also values the bond with the university and local community. At a press conference last week, Riley indicted that he is willing […] Read more
It was the first day of fall semester when life changed for Greg Thompson, a freshman physics major from Omaha. He sat in his astronomy class, getting ready to learn when he heard the professor call roll. He anxiously waited for the professor to call out his name, but was completely caught off guard when […] Read more
As Husker football continues to rule all, the Nebraska men’s basketball team has struggled to make an impact on the city. This was particularly evident during a home game against Michigan, when one Nebrasketball fan was seen aggressively performing the traveling motion during the game, hoping to the influence the refs. According the people sitting […] Read more
Frequent grunting was heard across University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s campus the past few weeks, especially in conversations relating to the school’s football team. While observers first assumed the grunts were uttered in frustration over the team’s 5-7 record, they soon realized the sound was actually a new nickname for the team. Since the turn of the […] Read more
The men’s basketball team’s win over Southeastern Louisiana on November 22 was no big deal to most people watching, but for freshman Kyle Bueller it was his moment to shine. Bueller made his college debut when Coach Tim Miles rested his starters with the Huskers up by 42 points and 5:38 remaining in the game. […] Read more
As the National Football League rolls into the second half of its season, the lingering issues of concussions continue to haunt the game as more and more former players are testing positive for CTE late in their careers. However, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is not convinced that concussions are a problem in the game, as […] Read more
October has come to pass, leaving Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder in absolute and utter glee. “Oh boy, oh golly gosh isn’t this just the best time of year,” Snyder exclaimed while frolicking through the kitchen of his mansion in Potomac, Maryland on his expertly crafted, Redskins embroidered moccasins. Unfazed, we walked through his family […] Read more
